The Social Republic of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Juan Rodriguez with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.998 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,142 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,604 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', organ donation rates have hit a new low, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 5,879^th in the world and 9^th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.